Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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