sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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