Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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