D3 body, D1 cock
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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