overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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