it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I understand Curling. That high.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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