Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

another moral hangover. fuck.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?

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(845): View more from New York

Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

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(909): View more from California

I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.

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(661): View more from California

I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.

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