you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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