did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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