you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Randomize
