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(803): View more from South Carolina

so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.

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(904): View more from Florida

She just used a chaser for red wine.

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(305): View more from Florida

I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday

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(613): View more from Ontario

do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?

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(302): View more from Delaware

leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3

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