a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
my sisters under your porch take her home
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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.