these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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