Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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