"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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