what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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