the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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