so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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