I wannas sexs uuuuu
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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