Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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