Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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