i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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