Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My cat gives me a boner
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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