I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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My liver just had a heart attack.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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