Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Less talking, more tequila
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"