The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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