Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard