If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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