Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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