it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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