I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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