Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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