you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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