Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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