Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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