My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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