i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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