my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Never underestimate the power of titties
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
