I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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