This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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