Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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