the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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