She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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