we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My feet surprised me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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