I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
