Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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