She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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