quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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