Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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