is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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