i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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