That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
A+ Viking dick
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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