I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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