What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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