I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law