So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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