out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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