never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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