My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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