I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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