Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She bit a glass in half.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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