doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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